IS YOUR ROLEX REAL?

SIR, IS YOUR ROLEX FOR REAL?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ASKED

IS IT GENUINE? AUTHENTIC?

SINCE YOU HAVE PAID SO MUCH

DOES IT KEEP GOOD TIME?

DOES IT GIVE YOU THE CLASS?

DOES IT MAKE YOU FRIENDS?

MAKES YOU FEEL UPPER CRUST?

MY ROLEX IS NOT FOR TELLING TIME

IT’S USED ONLY WHEN I DINE

TO GET THE BEST TABLE AND SERVICE

ESPECIALLY IN CHINESE RESTAURANTS

THE CHINESE THEY LOVE ROLEX

EVEN THOUGH THEY CALL IT “LOLECK”

A MAN WHO WEARS A DATEJUST

IS INSTANTLY SOMEONE YOU CAN TRUST

BUT A JAPANESE WHO WEARS A DAYTONA

IS MOST LIKELY A YAKUZA

JUST LIKE AN ITALIAN WITH A COSMOGRAPH

REST ASSURED HE IS MAFIA

A JAPANESE WEARING A RICHARD MILLE

VISITS PARIS AND GOT A REAL THRILL

THE DIAMOND TWISTER WAS SNATCHED

WHEN HE GAVE A STRANGER A CIGARETTE

SO STAY SMART AND WEAR A ROLEX

F1, WIMBLEDON, GOLF AND EQUESTRIAN

FORGET PATEK WHICH BELIEVES YOU

WEAR ONLY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION

BY KAYES IN MEMORY OF TURF, THE ULTIMATE ROLEX FORUM which I moderated from 1998 to 2001

(Looking Back)